no, YOU have a microwave brain that slowly rotates blorbos. I have a washing machine brain that rotates AND soaks them and sometimes things get a little intense and it starts going THUNK THUNK THUNK and nearly breaks itself because of blorbo overload
rereading my own writing is just a constant fluctuation between “damn, girl, you wrote this? (affectionate)” and “damn, girl, you wrote this? (derogatory)”
I am also “damn, girl, you wrote this? (forgetful)”
I know he doesn’t love me. How could he love me? And yet something deep inside me can’t help trembling with fear to think that maybe, in spite of everything, he loves me.
Simone Weil, “Prologue” from La connaissance surnaturelle (my own translation)
You were raised to think that doing and creating self indulgent content is “cringy” Like OCs, rarepairs, and crossovers.
In this trap….
You literally just do whatever you want regarding your fandom! Create an OC, make them interact with the fandom, write about your favorite ship that people dubbed “cringe.” That’s literally it. You just have to learn to be free and self indulgent. You have as much time as you need, and if you don’t want to… Well, you can just walk out. Just know cringe is dead
say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually
please this is SO funny
HUH?!
Not only is this not a real ad, but Tumblr removed my original posting of this fake ad that I edited for “violating tumblr’s community guidelines.” OP is also not the first person to repost this edit of mine believing it to be a real Manscaped ad, and yet only my posting has been removed by Tumblr. I’ve reposted the edit here (the Manscaped logo edited to avoid “impersonation”). I am begging you all to stop giving Manscaped credit for this, as they still have not sent me my free trimmer for my ad pitch, and my balls become even more evil and malcontent every day I go without an aerodynamic shave, and every time I see people on this site seriously believe Manscaped has the balls to make and post something like this. For the sake of my sinister demented balls, stop believing this is real, I’m begging you, and also Manscaped please send me free trimmer.
have y’all ever had communion bread that was just so….nasty? like i know we have to suffer as christians, but do we really need to have whole wheat bread as the body of christ?
my old church used hawaiian bread. my standards are high
Some old housemates of mine were Syrian Orthodox. At their church different members of the church took turns baking the bread that would be consecrated for the Eucharist. This was all well and good until one woman baked raisin bread. This led to the memorable occasion of a rather flustered priest, who had not seen the bread until that moment, declaring, “This - except for the raisins - is the Body of Christ.”
EXCEPT FOR THE RAISINS omg
Raisins are just dried grapes though, and wine is his blood so really its like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus
like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus
